People, TV, magazines - even at my age, if it doesn't spell S-E-X, then it isn't worth a lookin.
This should be terrifying of course, and i'm sure the older generations are quaking in their cardigans, but i'm sorry grandma this is simply the way it is. Back in the middle ages (think camelot and bad teeth) people were doing the vertical rumba at far earlier ages, daughters being sold off to grubby husbands at their ripest age. Considering women died squirting out sprogs around age twenty, their peak of health was around thirteen. Pretty young huh? This trend of youthful sexual partners continued for centuries, it is only until the past few hundreds that people have started to get uppity about when the bonking begins. I'm not saying sex at thirteen is a great idea - quite the opposite actually - I just think people need to stop being so shocked about underage shananigans. Shit happens. It's the way teenagers handle sex that makes it a big deal or not. As long as your safe, your doing it with somebody who you give a crap about and you aren't going to regret it twenty years down the line then fair enough to you. Drunken shag in an alley? narrrrrrrrt so much. Sex should come with a label 'handle with care'.
Of course you are talking (well, reading) to somebody who is legal, so for those of you who are a little iffy about these things can calm down. Though if you think a pretty much unenforceable rule has ever stopped anybody you're crackers, my friend.
Let me lay down a few rules about barely sex. Barely legal, barely enjoyable - and well, let's be quite frank - barel anything worth getting excited about.
- If you've been dating for about half an hour and he's already trying to get in your primark panties, chances are love he was only ever really after one thing in the first place.
- If he doesn't happen to have a condom on him, but he really wants this special moment. Then sorry chap, you can be special on your own, because pregnancy isn't really worth a few minutes of fun.
- If he has sex with another girl, ditch him. At our age it isn't worth hanging in there for, you've probably only been together for a few weeks and if he already can't control himself he isn't worth the fuss and tears.
- When he says 'I don't want to pressure you into anything, but...' no. He does want to pressure you into something. That's why he's bringing it up.
- If a guy starts getting his kipper out in a public place, he might not be boyfriend material i'm afraid.
- "If you really care about me then you'll..." ...tell him to zip it up or hit the highway. Caring is a two way street, if he cares about you then he won't be pestering you for something you aren't ready to give.
- If you're really really drunk and he's sober, then he's taking advantage. If you're both really really drunk, then it's just a mistake. Slight change, big difference.
- Sex doesn't mean affection. Just because he calls you up every other day for a little bedroom rendezvous doesn't mean he wants to be your bf4life. Doesn't take an Einstein to work that baby out.
- Okay so you're in a relationship, you both care a lot about each other - all the boxes are being ticked. So what do you do? Post slapdash, awkward photos of you wrapped half naked around each other in bed grinning up at the mobile camera. I'm happy that he wants to see that, but I don't, so please - save it for the bedroom.
- The first time will not be magical. sorry kids!
Well I hope this little sexplanatory guide helped in the slightest. Ah you see where the URL comes from now? I'm so glad. Because when it comes down to it, a large part of being a teenager these days is sex. Everybody's looking for it, and they don't know what to do with it once they have it. Bloody typical, eh?
just like to thank my resident sexpert layla (blogURL to be added asap) for her contribution. always a pleasure ;)
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